A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed.
"Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies.
No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work
on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run
to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person,
a fun person and an attractive person. But say it with real
conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around
The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the
office excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same
downtrodden look on his face.
"Didn't my advice work?" asked the doctor.
"It worked okay." replied the man. "For the past several weeks
I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most
fabulous looking women."
"So, what's your problem?"
"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."