Saturday, October 01, 2005


A woman walks into a lawyer's office and asks, "Is it true that if
I get divorced, I'm entitled to half of my husband's possessions?"

"Well," answers the lawyer, "The lawyers get their fees, of course,
but it is usually the case that the woman would get at least half,
and perhaps even a bit more than half. Are you ready for a

"Not quite yet," the woman replies. "First, I've got to get