Wednesday, August 31, 2005

amazing arts













Life is a duty

motivation






why am I the one to die

I went to a party Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.

I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.

I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight.

As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet.


I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.

I'm lying here dying, Mom....
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.

There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.

He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.

Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you, you were always there.

I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?

Will you remember me

I will remember you
Will you remember me
Don't let your life pass you by
Weep not for the memories

Remember the good times that we had
I let them slip away from, when things got bad
Clearly I first saw you smiling in the sun
Wanna feel your warmth upon me
I wanna be the one

I will remember you
Will you remember me
Don't let your life pass you by
Weep not for the memories

I'm so tired but I can't sleep
Standing on the edge of something much too deep
Funny how we feel so much we cannot say a word
We are screaming inside, oh we can't be heard

I will remember you
Will you remember me
Don't let your life pass you by
Weep not for the memories

So afraid to love you but more afraid to lose
Clinging to a past that doesn't let me choose
But once there was a darkness, a deep and endless night
You gave me everything you had, aww you gave me light

And, I will remember you
Will you remember me
Don't let your life pass you by
Weep not for the memories

I will remember you
Will you remember me
Don't let your life pass you by
Weep not for the memories

Weep not for the memories

"I Will Remember You" -- Sarah Mclachlan

Remembering is easy -- it's the forgetting that's so hard.
~Anon~

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

try this on your mobile

In your mobile phone,
Go to
1] write messages,
2] Activate the English Dictionary
3] Then hide your mobile screen with ur Hand
4] And then type this number
434680786709278464084630
(without leaving any Spaces between them) .

Now read the screen.
enjoy!! tryout

INDIAN ENGLISH - Useful for american BPO cos

"INDIAN ENGLISH: IT VILL BE WERY HELPFUL, YAAR!"


It is the year 2020 and call centers are opening all over the West,
as the new economic power India outsources work to the countries
where many jobs originated. Millions of Americans, still struggling
to adapt to a global economy, are willing to accept jobs that pay
them in a new currency sweeping much of the world: EuRupees.

Some of them, eager to land one of the customer service jobs from
India, are attending special training sessions in New York City, led
by language specialist Dave Ramsey, who goes by a simpler name for
his Indian clients: Devendra Ramaswaminathan.

On this warm afternoon, the professor is teaching three ambitious
students how to communicate with Indian customers.



>> Professor: "Okay, Gary, Randy and Jane, first we need to give you
Indian
>> names. Gary, from now on, you'll be known to your customers as
Gaurav.
>> Randy, you'll be Ranjit. And Jane, you'll be Jagadamba. Now
imagine you
>> just received a call from Delhi. What do you say?"


>> Gary: "Name as tea?"

>> Professor: "I think you mean 'namaste.' Very good. But what do
you say after that?"

>> Gary: "How can I help you?"


>> Professor: "You're on the right track. Anyone else?"

>> Jane: "How can I be helping you?"

>> Professor: "Good try! You're using the correct tense, but it's
not quite right. Anyone else?"

>> Randy: "How I can be helping you?"

>> Professor: "Wonderful! Word order is very important. Okay, let's
try
>> some small talk. Give me a comment that would help you make a
connection
>> with your Indian customers."


>> Randy: "It's really hot, isn't it?"

>> Professor: "The heat is always a good topic, but you haven't
phrased it
>> correctly. Try again."

>> Randy: "It's deadly hot, isn't it?"

>> Professor: "That's better. But your tag question can be greatly
>> improved."

>> Randy: "It's deadly hot, no?"

>> Professor: "Wonderful! You can put 'no?' at the end of almost any
>> statement. You are understanding me, no?"

>> Jane: "Yes, we are understanding you, no?"

>> Professor (smiles): "We may need to review this later. But let's
move on
>> to other things. Have you ever heard Indians use the word 'yaar'?"

>> Randy: "Yes, my Indian friends use it all the time. Just last
night, one
>> of them said to me, 'Randy, give me yaar password. I am needing
it to
>> fix yaar computer."

>> Professor (laughs): "That's a different 'yaar,' yaar. The 'yaar'
that
>> I'm talking about means friend or buddy. You can use it if you've
>> developed a camaraderie with a customer. For example, you can
say, 'Come
>> on, yaar. I am offering you the best deal.' Do you understand,
>> Jagadamba?"

>> Jane: "Yaar, I do."

>> Professor (smiles): "Okay, let's talk about accents. If your
client says
>> 'I yam wery vorried about vat I bought for my vife,' how would
you
>> respond?"

>> Randy: "Please don't be vorrying, yaar. She vill be wery happy
and vill
>> give you a vild time tonight."

>> Professor: "Vunderful! I mean, wonderful. You have a bright
future,
>> Ranjit. And so do you, Jagadamba. But Gaurav, you haven't said
anything
>> in a while. Do you have any questions about what we've just
learned?"


Gary: "Yes, Professor, I do have one question: Wouldn't it be
simpler to learn to speak Hindi?"

cute kid







:-), the particular thing i like about gals is when they are kids, the more they grow the stupid they become.

In case of Emergency ( ICE )

Ambulance Service have launched a national & international "In case
of Emergency ( ICE ) " campaign

The idea is that you store the word " I C E " in your mobile phone
address book, and against it enter the number of the person you
would want to be contacted "In Case of Emergency".

In an emergency situation ambulance and hospital staff will then be
able to quickly find out who your next of kin are and be able to
contact them. It's so simple that everyone can do it. Please do.

Please will you also email this to everybody in your address book,
it won't take too many 'forwards' before everybody will know about
this. It really could save your life, or put a loved one's mind at
rest.

For more than one contact name ICE1, ICE2, ICE3 etc.

Monday, August 29, 2005

Quote of the Day: Never Give In

Never give in--never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.

- Sir Winston Churchill

courtesty : happy house wife

Humanity

It was a sports stadium.

Eight Children were standing on the track to participate the running event.

Ready!

Steady!

Bang!!!

With the sound of Toy pistol, all eight girls started running.



Hardly they have covered ten to fifteen steps, one of the smaller girls slipped and fell down.

Due to bruises and pain she start! ed crying.

When other seven girls heard this sound, stopped running, stood for a while and turned back.

They all ran back to the place where the girl fell down.



One among them bent, picked and kissed the girl gently and enquired 'Now pain must have reduced'. All seven girls lifted the fallen girl, pacified her. Two of them held the girl firmly and they all seven joined hands together and walked together and reached the winning post.



Officials were shocked.

Clapping of thousands of spectators filled the stadium.

Many eyes were filled with tears

and perhaps it had reached the GOD even !



YES.

This happened in Hyderabad, recently !



The sport was conducted by National Institute of Mental Health. All these special girls had come to participate in this event and they are spastic children.



Yes, they were mentally retarded.



What did they teach this world?



Teamwork?

Humanity?

Equality among all?

. . . . . . . . ????


Successful people should help others who are slow in learning so that they are not felt far behind.

sardarji is back

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and
dies. Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friends last words. It is
"you're standing on the oxygen tube!!"

A sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form, he had
gone to DELHI for filling up. U know why? Form says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a women
gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her!

Sardar: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why others are running?

Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again had twins & named Peter
& Repeater. Again twins & named Max & Climax.Again the same.
Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!

A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function.

Suddenly all relatives beat him. Why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".

Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar: "I've been promoted
as branch manager."

Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.........WHY? Because
his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure also
what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote
: Yes!

One sardarji Professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100thfloor. At
50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25th floor: I'm
unmarried!
At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa

On a romantic date Sardar's girl friend asks him "Darling on our
engangement will you give me a ring? He said "Ya, sure what's your phone
number?

A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
>A bystander: why are u laughing?
>Sardar: I have an Aitel phone but still Hutch network is following me.
>
>Sardar wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 crore
after
>deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs
>back.!
>
>A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
>match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN,
>NO MATCH!"
>
>Postman:- I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
>Sardar:- why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....
>
>What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
>He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
>
>Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says: Drink quickly.
>Wife asks: why?? Sardar says: hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10.
>
>Sardar's wish: when i die, i wanna to die like my grandpa who died
>peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car
>he was driving....
>
>Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what
you
>call modern art ?
>Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
>
>Sardar was writing something very slowly.
>Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
>Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
>
>Flash news: A two seater plane crashed in a Graveyard in Punjab. Local
>sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
>
>A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in
the
>morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
>
>A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always
>started reading from the middle. A friend of his asked why he did so?
"It'z
>doubly interesting", said the
>Sardar. "to start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its
>conclusion but also about its beginning.
>
>Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His
wife
>asked: what you are doing? He said: i'm seeing how i look while sleeping.

courtesy : Suresh Gade

Monday, August 22, 2005

funny sms

BEST SMS OF THE YEAR:

How amazing!! - A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years, but a girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 mins.

Second Best:

Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After some time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig is actually enjoying.

Third Best SMS:

Boys go to college to develop the mind, girls go to college to catch them before this happens

Friday, August 19, 2005

Hi Dear

Hi Dear,

DO READ THIS !!! (Its real & touching)

10th Grade

As I sat there in English class,
I stared at the girl next to me.
She was my so-called 'best friend'.
I stared at her long, silky hair,
and wished she was mine.
But she didn't notice me like that,
and I knew it. After class,
she walked up to me and asked me for
the notes she had missed the day before.
I handed them to her.
She said 'thanks' and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
I want to tell her, I want her to know
that I dont want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.

11th Grade

The phone rang. On the other end,
it was her. She was in tears,
mumbling on and on about how her
love had broke her heart.
She asked me to come over because
she didn't want to be alone, So I did.
As I sat next to her on the sofa,
I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine.
After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie,
and three bags of chips, she decided to go home.
She looked at me, said 'thanks' and gave me a kiss
on the cheek..
I want to tell her, I want her to know that
I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don t know why.

Senior year
One fine day she walked to my locker.
"My date is sick" she said, "he not gonna go" well,
I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade,
we made a promise that if neither of us had dates,
we would go together just as 'best friends'.
So we did. That night, after everything was over,
I was standing at her front door step.
I stared at her as She smiled at me
and stared at me with her crystal eyes.
Then she said- "I had the best time, thanks!"
and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
I want to tell her,
I want her to know
that I don t want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.

Graduation.
A day passed, then a week, then a month.
Before I could blink, it was graduation day.
I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel
up on stage to get her diploma.
I wanted her to be mine-but
she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it.
Before everyone went home,
she came to me in her smock and hat,
and cried as I hugged her.
Then she lifted her head from my shoulder
and said- 'you're my best friend, thanks' and
gave me a kiss on the cheek.
I want to tell her, I want her to know
that I don t want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.

Marriage.

Now I sit in the pews of the church.
That girl is getting married now.
and drive off to her new life,
married to another man.
I wanted her to be mine,
but she didn't see me like that,
and I knew it.
But before she drove away,
she came to me and said 'you came !'.
She said 'thanks' and kissed me on the cheek.
I want her to know that
I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.

Death.
Years passed, I looked down at the coffin
of a girl who used to be my 'best friend'.
At the service, they read a diary entry
she had wrote in her high school years.
This is what it read:
"I stare at him wishing he was mine;
but he doesn't notice me like that,
and I know it. I want to tell him,
I want him to know that
I don't want to be just friends,
I love him but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.
I wish he would tell me he loved me !
.........'I wish I did too...'
I thought to my self, and I cried.

* Do yourself a favour, tell her/him you love them.
They won't be there...................Forever.

Ur Dear Frnd

40 year old virgin

40 year old virgin.. interesting movie

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Tips For Managers

Tips For Managers


1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00
pm and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is
refreshing.

2. If it's really a "rush job", run in and interrupt me every 10
minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps. Or even better,
hover behind me, advising me at every keystroke.

3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It
gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you
are.

4. Wait until my yearly review and THEN tell me what my goals
SHOULD have been. Give me a mediocre performance rating with
a cost of living increase. I'm not here for the money anyway.

5. If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which
is the priority. I like being a psychic.

6. Do your best to keep me late. I adore this office and really
have nowhere to go or anything to do. I have no life beyond
work.

7. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. If that gets
out, it could mean a promotion.

8. If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to
be popular in conversations. I was born to be whipped.

9. If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them
down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done. No
use confusing me with useful information.

10. Never introduce me to the people you're with. I have no right
to know anything. In the corporate food chain, I am plankton.
When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will
identify them.

11. Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it's
nice to know someone is less fortunate. I especially like the
story about having to pay so much taxes on the bonus check you
received for being such a good manager.

Monday, August 08, 2005

~*~Nighty Night~*~

Night has fallen
And the night birds are calling.
Time to rest your head
As you snuggle in bed.

Sleep well, my dear
With sweet peace and no fear.
The angels are circling round you
To guard you the whole night through.

Dream the dreams of the blessed
As you take time to rest.
Awaken to the morning's sparkling dew
Happy to see the sunlight and a new day for you.

ME

I may not have a perfect personality, but I’m ME

I may not be the most intelligent, but I’m ME

I may not meet every challenge that comes along, but I’m ME

I may not be “in,” but I’m ME

ME is sensitive,

ME is kind,

ME is friendly, and

ME is caring,

ME is defensive,

and ME is self-righteous.

ME like who ME is for the personality, not for the physique.

ME like who ME is for trying not for always succeeding,

ME like who ME is for not trying to be perfect,

ME like who ME is for choosing true friends.

ME may make mistakes, and

ME may love you very much,

BUT ME can’t change for you, only for ME

So please accept ME as ME.

Friday, August 05, 2005

Friendship

I saw some images on friendship in adarsh blog which are very impressive



Love is rarer than genius itself. And friendship is rarer than love



No man is useless while he has a friend




Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow-ripening fruit





The language of friendship is not words but meanings.




However rare true love may be, it is less so than true friendship



A sympathetic friend can be quite as dear as a brother


Happy House wife

Mrs Happy house wife nice blogger

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Ways how women refuse men

BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a
face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for
a face like yours!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

FORWARD ON TO ALL WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS
(and men who may appreciate good humour)


Courtesy: Kalyani.

Interesting link

interesting link

Monday, August 01, 2005

help needed - do not help

Adding comments to this post that I have posted on (Monday August 1, 2005). Looks like if it is the same story and same person, this must be fake one. Please do not help any person seeking help like this right away and please validate the details like  visiting their address and discussing with others) - Harinath (Feb 21, 2016)


last weekend a gal came to my house with a letter in hand asking for help to pay her fee etc attested by YMCA school, deaf and dumb.

S.JYOTHI, +1 STD

Y.M.C.A school for deaf and dumb.

Batapananda pura,

Bangalore 560070.


wish i could contact and help this person.