Friday, September 30, 2005

confidence

Hypothetical situation where 20 executives board an airplane and are
told
that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature

pilot less technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft. Each one of the CEOs
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then told, privately, that their company's software is running the
aircraft's automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave
the
aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse. One CEO alone
remains on
board the jet, seeming very calm indeed. Asked why he is so confident in
this
first uncrewed flight, he replies: "If it's the same software that runs
my
company's IT systems, this plane won't even take off."

This is called Confidence!

amazingly sweet

He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after
her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end
of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was
surprised, but due to being polite, she promised.

They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything,
she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home.

Suddenly he asked the waiter: "would you please give me some salt? I'd
like to put it in my coffee."

Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but, still,
he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously :
why you have this hobby?

He replied: "when I was a little boy, I was living near the sea, I
liked playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea ,just like
the taste of the salty cof fee. Now every time I have the salty
coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my home town, I miss
my home town so much, I miss my parents who are still living there".
While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.

That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can
tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares
about home, has responsibility of home. Then she also started to
speak, spoke about her far away hometown, her childhood, her family.
That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their
story.

They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets
all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful.
He was such a good person but she almost missed him!Thanks to his
salty coffee!

Then the story was just like every beautif ul love story, the princess
married to the prince, then they were living the happy life...

And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the
coffee, as she knew that's the way he liked it. After 40 years, he
passed away, left her a letter which said:" My dearest, please
forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I said
to you---the salty coffee.

Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time,
actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt it was hard for me to
change so I just went ahead. I never thought that could be the start
of our communication!

I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too
afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for
anything.. Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the
truth: I don't like the salty coffee, what a strange b ad taste..But I
have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I
never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my
biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second
time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life, even
though I have to drink the salty coffee again".

Her tears made the letter totally wet.

Someday, someone asked her: what's the taste of salty coffee?

It's sweet. She replied.


Be what you are,
Say what you feel,
Because those who matter don't mind-
And those who mind don't matter!

Thursday, September 29, 2005

4 candles

A nice presentation on Peace, love, faith and hope.
It says never loose the faith u can lit other three candles if you have the hope candle..
interesting flash file. i loved it.
Thanks to kiran

Have you experienced any of these?


Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair


After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

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Anthony's Law of the Workshop


Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
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Kovac's Conundrum:


When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

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Cannon's Karmic Law:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

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O'brien's Variation Law

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

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Bell's Theorem


When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

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Ruby's Principle Of Close Encounters


The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

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Willoughby's Law

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

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Zadra's Law Of Biomechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

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Breda's Rule:

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

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Owen's Law:

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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funny thoughts

P and I were sitting in the airport lounge...hurriedly finishing our breakfast when he came up with these gems on flight announcements...

- - If the announcement is made by a man with a gruff vague voice, then it's got to be Indian Airlines

- If the announcement is made by a girl in an extra sweet voice, then it's Sahara Airlines, and the flight is late

- If it is made by a girl who sounds like she has just learnt English, then it's Deccan Airways

- If the announcement is made by a girl in a fake american accent and she speaks like she's doing you a favour....then it's definitely Jet Airways.

Management Lesson

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Deadliest PJS - Read at your own riskead

Here are few deadliest puzzles, courtesy Adarsh Padegal

Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity of light.
On the way he offers a lift to a stranger.

Stranger: 'Sir, can I know your name please'
Gulshan : 'I am Gulshan Grocer'
Stranger : Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan Grover??
Gulshan: No it is Grocer.

Now tell me why did Gulshan say so...








scroll down for the ultimate PJ







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ANS: Because at the speed of light V=C









Ek baar ek aadmi ek auto mein baithta hai aur ghar le jaane ko bolta hai..

Autowala, yeh dekhkar ki aadmi sheher mein naya hai,bahut ghumak phira ke le jaata hai aur bahut charge kar deta hai.
Ghar pahunchte pahunchte bahut der ho jaati hai aur andhera ho jaata hai.

Aadmi pehle se hi bahut frustrated hai aur ghar jaake dekhta hai ki bijli nahi hoti hai.
Par aadmi ko sab kuch saaf saaf dikhayee deta hai. Kaise???















Kyonki autowala aadmi ko ULLOO bana deta hai aur usko raat ko sab kuch
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Ek Gaaon me Seeta aur Geeta do Behane rehati hai.
Dono ko ek baar nadi paar karanee hoti hai.
Seeta nadee me kudati hai aur tairake jaatee hai.
Geeta pool ke upar se chalake jaati hai.
Phir bhi Gaaon ke log bolate hai ki Seeta Geeta se jyada intellegent hai.
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scroll karne se solve nahi hogi....















Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI















Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.

shivji khush .

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puttar maang ...

maang kya chahiye tujhey !

bakth utha ...

bole shivji ...

mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !

shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?

unhone kaha ... puttar ...

tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai ...

kuch bada maang !

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wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do

shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang ... !

par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi ... aap to mujhey guitar hi do !

shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage ... bole ..yaar tu

kuch aur maang .. guitar

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wo bola ... nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye ... ab

shivji gussey main aa gaye ... boley ,(scroll down)

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) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

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Heart Attack

Matlab


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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!











Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai???



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Bit more.......



Because...a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means
chen..nai...





What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???

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tired of thinking???

Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"





Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"







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okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna math"







ok whats the opp of venky's..


































venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)









Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai.


lecture ke baad use bhookh


lagti hai. so


he goes to the canteen. canteen


mein gattu ek pav leta hai.


jaise hi woh


pav khane ke liye uthata hai to


dekhta hai ki uski plate mein


"jannat" likha hai.


To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai


ki gattu jiska


lecture attend karke aa raha hai!


, us proffessor ka


naam kya hai???


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Ishq Ki Chhaon.


Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"


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A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald??? How???


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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?

Comepalakrishnan.


What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?

Subramanium Didn't See Me.


How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?

Ready....Steady.....PO


What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?

Rangamannar Rangarajan.



What do you call an amazing Malayalee?

Pheno Menon.



What do you call a dashing Malayalee?

Debo Nair.



Why did the Malayalee cross the road?

To join the trade union on the other side.



do you call a god fearing Sindhi?

Bhagwandas Godwani.


A Sindhi electrician?

Voltram Bijlani.



A Sindhi milkman?

Gopal Dudeja.



A Sindhi pest control contractor?

Khatmull Marwani.







A Sindhi detergent?

Neelam Rin-dani.

A Sindhi postman?

Mailwani.





A fashionable Sindhi?

Jogio Armani or Primlani.





A forgetful Sindhi?

Bhulo Bhulchandani.



A fat Sindhi?

Hathiramani





A corrupt Sindhi?

Chaipani.



A Sindhi fly?

Makhija.






Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when

he was offered tea?

Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it.



What is a Gujju picnic called?

A snake in the grass.



Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?

Because he said 'Sue kare chhe.'



What did the Gujju! mean when he said," Maro dikro

STATES ma gayon?"

His son failed in statistics.



Maro dikro Dubai gayo?

My son drowned.



Which programs do gujjus couples love to watch on

tv? Be-watch

(Baywatch, Be in gujju is 2)



What do you call a knee less gujju ?

Nilesh (Pronounced Nee-Less)





An outlawed Bengali?

Kanoon Banerjee.



An enlightened Bengali?

Jyoti Basu.



Bengali who works?

A work of fiction.



A stupid Bengali girl?

Balika Buddhu.



A Bengali marriage?

Bedding



A mad Bengali?

In Sen.



A dark Bengali who lives in a cave?

Kalidas Guha.



A Bengali mobster?

Robin G

















A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.

"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.

The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.

"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."

The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.

By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD
YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!

WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

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A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a bath, but he hasn’t got a soap and there is no water anywhere around…

what can he do?









->>He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c (constant of integration) Using the lux soap he will take bath in the ‘c’.



one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???
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ek baar teen ants jarahi thee.......
to unhein cheenee(sugar) ki bori milti hie to pahlee do cheenti to usmein se cheenee ke dane utha leti hei but ek nahi uthati batao kyu ...........



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use sugar ki beemari thee









A man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.


:-(

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because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"















how do u place a camel in a fridge in three steps??
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hoe do u place an elephant in the fridge in 4 steps??
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1.open fridge 2.take the camel out
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Okay in the jungle meeting where all the animals reported, they were welcomed with gutkha.....only one animal requested for a particular brand. which animal and which brand?








Ans: the animal is giraffe and he opted for "Manikchand" (Unche log unchi pasand !!!)




king lion goes on a search to find elephant

and has absolutely no problem in locatin this camel......y??








becoz our elephant kept his footwear outside the fridge.







suppose u need 2 transport all the things in ur house 4 relocating..suppose u go by aircraft ... it is losing height and pilot asks u throw something away to reduce load...what is the thing u will throw away to reduce the load??
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the elephant in the fridge!!!!!!!!

two persons r talkin by the swimming pool...one says he wont swim bcoz he is afraid of dying bcoz of drowning.....the other one says ....hey dont be afraid..i'll show u how 2 swim and he dives in the pool n starts swimming....
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ok enough time pass one final Q

ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya
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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor?
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?


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They Both Are Not a Banana !!

Monday, September 26, 2005

Hurricane Rita

We Are Thinking About You!


We are thinking about you today, and we feel your pain.

Perhaps your home has been damaged,

and you wonder if your life will ever be the same.

Or maybe you have just been inconvenienced by

having to pack up, and relocate for a few days.

Or you might have spent hours stuck in traffic

without food, water or gas.

Whatever the case, we hope things will get back to

normal as soon as possible.

We wish you recovery of body and spirit!

Friday, September 23, 2005

nice advt

http://www.steelcitysfinest.com/HondaAccordAd.htm

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Good morning

Hi, A very good morning. Wish you a great day ahead.
here is my good morning.














Nice forwards

beautiful messages

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Ladki Pataao algorithm

Ladki Pataao algorithm (Beta release)

Just follow following steps.........

1. Search for a nice girl. Find a way to talk to her. Finding a reason depends on your skill.You have to find a reason
because she would never approach no matter how frustrated she is .

2. If you don't succeed got to step 1 again .

3. Start with some concrete point and slowly slowly shift to her personal details.

4. Ask her for coffee like: "You are busy right?".She will say "No". and then "You don't like coffee?". No direct thing like "Would you
please come for coffee with me?"

5. Asking for lunch: When she has finished her lunch, approach her and ask "Had lunch?". She will say "Yes". Than say "Hey, you
didn't call me". Next day she will call you.No direct pleading like: "Please have a lunch with me."

6. Well, how to ask for having coffee outside(in some café): Tell her that this coffee is not good. Tell some technical reason. Then tell
her that that café nearby serves a damn good coffee. Next day either she will ask or you ask her in some indirect fashion.

7. When you want her to take on some outing..."You know last evening it was really a great fun. We all friends went to ABC park.
It's a beautiful place..cool breeze..Complete silenece..no clamouring..No rush..Wow..We enjoyed a lot."Hopefully next time she will
ask herself to take her to that place.if she doesn't, ask "Hey lily, we are going to ABC park. Are you coming?"She will. No
compelling..Nothing..

8. If you don't succeed go to step 5 again.

9. When you cross the road, she needs help..Just hold her hand and help crossing.. This will be your first time when you are touching
her..Dont be excited..Pretent as if everything is normal.Now even after crossing the road don't leave her hand.
Evening while talking.If she throws your hand away..and gets serious..Just get up and sit far from her and say "is that fine
now?"..Show a bit of anger..and make her realize that she is a very backward and has no sense of new society.."Don't know in what
era you are living".

10. If you don't get a chance to hold her hand, just be patient till you drag discussion to some Palmist's story.

11. Now 50% part is finished.

12. Keep on playing small tricks..Try insinuating thoughts into her mind:"Aishe mat dekho..Pyar ho jayega..hehe:)(followed by
smiles)".

13. Rest is on you..

14. NEVER EVER SAY 'I LOVE YOU'..THIS IS THE MOST FATAL STATEMENT...IF SPOKEN BEFORE COMPLETE FLOURISHMENT OF LOVE. Theory: When you say the things like "I LOVE YOU"," I love you so much"," I can't live without you".It means you have completely given your self into her hands and you are on her sympathy now.She would never fall for you..."Tum bas ek friend ban
kar rah jaoge"... Actually, The whole system is made up of small units having relation of master-slave.(as per Lacan) Once you propose or say the things like "I love you..I can't live without you"..you become slave.
15. If you really want to admire(not adore) her:"Hey, pink color suits you. You are looking cute"."I like the way you say "oh. no... ""...etc
etc."ADMIRE IN INSTALLATIONS".

Thursday, September 15, 2005

True love

Written by a Lady

My husband is an Engineer by profession, I love him for his steady nature, and I love the warm feeling when I lean against his broad shoulders. Three years of courtship and now, two years into marriage, I would have to admit, that I am getting tired of it.

The reasons of me loving him before, has now transformed into the cause of all my restlessness. I am a sentimental woman and extremely sensitive when it comes to a relationship and my feelings, I yearn for the romantic moments, like a l! ittle girl yearning for candy. My husband, is my complete opposite, his lack of sensitivity, and the inability of bringing romantic moments into our marriage has disheartened me about
love. One day, I finally decided to tell him my decision, that I wanted a divorce.

"Why?" he asked, shocked. "I am tired, there are no reasons for
everything in the world!" I answered. He kept silent the whole night, seems to be in deep thought with a lighted cigarette at all times.

My feeling of disappointment only increased, here was a man who can't even express his predicament, what else can I hope from him? And finally he asked me:" What can I do to change your mind?" Somebody said it right, it's hard to change a person's personality, and I guess, I have started losing faith in him.

Looking deep into his eyes I slowly answered : "Here is the question, if you can answer and convince my heart, I will change my mind, Let's say, I want a flower located on the face of a mountain ! cliff, and we both are sure that picking the flower will cause your death, will you do it for me?"

He said :" I will give you your answer tomorrow...." My hopes just sank by listening to his response.

I woke up the next morning to find him gone, and saw a piece of paper with his scratchy handwriting, underneath a Milk glass, on the dining table near the front door, that goes....

My dear, "I would not pick that flower for you, but please allow me to explain the reasons further.." This first line was already breaking my heart.

I continued reading. "When you use the computer you always mess up the Software programs, and you cry in front of the screen, I have to save my fingers so that I can help to restore the programs.

You always leave the house keys behind, thus I have to save my legs to rush home to open the door for you. You love traveling but always lose your way in a new city, I have to save
my eyes to show you the way.

You always have the cramps whenever your "good friend" approaches every month, I have to save my palms so that I can calm the cramps in your tummy.

You like to stay indoors, and I worry that you will be infected by
infantile autism. I have to save my mouth to tell you jokes and stories to cure your boredom.

You always stare at the computer, and that will do nothing good for your eyes, I have to save my eyes so that when we grow old, I can help to clip your nails,and help to remove those annoying white hairs.

So I can also hold your hand while strolling down the beach, as you enjoy the sunshine and the beautiful sand... and tell you the colour of flowers, just like the colo! r of the glow on your young face...

Thus, my dear, unless I am sure that there is someone who loves you more than I do... I could not pick that flower yet, and die.. " My tears fell on the letter, and blurred the ink of his handwriting... and as I continue on reading...

"Now, that you have finished reading my answer, if you are satisfied, please open the front door for I am standing outside bringing your favorite bread and fresh milk...

I rush to pull open the door, and saw his anxious face, clutching tightly with his hands, the milk bottle and loaf of bread.... Now I am very sure that no one will ever love me as much as he does, and I have decided to leave the flower alone...

That's life, and love. When one is surrounded by love, the feeling of excitement fades away, and one tends to ignore the true love that lies in between the peace and dullness.

Love shows up in all forms, even very small and cheeky forms, it has never been a model, it could be! the most dull and boring form.. . flowers, and romantic moments are only used and appear on the surface of the relationship. Under all this, the pillar of true love stands... and that's our life... Love, not words win arguments...

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Positive Thinking day













The Power of Positive Thinking

Key Point

You are what you think. You feel what you want.



Why Think Positively?

All of our feelings, beliefs and knowledge are based on our internal thoughts, both conscious and subconscious. We are in control, whether we know it or not.









We can be positive or negative, enthusiastic or dull, active or passive.

The biggest difference between people is their attitudes. For some, learning is enjoyable and exciting. For others, learning is a drudgery. For many, learning is just okay, something required on the road to a job.

"Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be."
Abraham Lincoln

Our present attitudes are habits, built from the feedback of parents, friends, society and self, that form our self-image and our world image.

These attitudes are maintained by the inner conversations we constantly have with ourselves, both consciously and subconsciously.

The first step in changing our attitudes is to change our inner conversations.

What Should We Be Saying?

One approach is called the three C's: Commitment, Control and Challenge.

Commitment
Make a positive commitment to yourself, to learning, work, family, friends, nature, and other worthwhile causes. Praise yourself and others. Dream of success. Be enthusiastic.

Control
Keep your mind focused on important things. Set goals and priorities for what you think and do. Visualize to practice your actions. Develop a strategy for dealing with problems. Learn to relax. Enjoy successes. Be honest with yourself.

Challenge
Be courageous. Change and improve each day. Do your best and don't look back. See learning and change as opportunities. Try new things. Consider several options. Meet new people. Ask lots of questions. Keep track of your mental and physical health. Be optimistic.

Studies show that people with these characteristics are winners in good times and survivors in hard times.

Research shows that,
"... people who begin consciously to modify their inner conversations and assumptions report an almost immediate improvement in their performance. Their energy increases and things seem to go better ..."

Commitment, control and challenge help build self-esteem and promote positive thinking. Here are some other suggestions.

7 Suggestions for Building Positive Attitudes

In every class, look for positive people to associate with.
In every lecture, look for one more interesting idea.
In every chapter, find one more concept important to you.
With every friend, explain a new idea you've just learned.
With every teacher, ask a question.
With yourself, keep a list of your goals, positive thoughts and actions.
Remember, you are what you think, you feel what you want.



Positive thinking a pain reliever

US experts say they have strong scientific proof that mind over matter works for relieving pain.

Positive thinking was as powerful as a shot of morphine for relieving pain and reduced activity in parts of the brain that process pain information.

The Wake Forest University researchers say their findings show that by merely expecting pain to be less it will be less.

Their work is published in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

Positive thinking

Dr Robert Coghill and his team studied 10 normal, healthy volunteers who had a heat simulator applied to their legs while their brains were being scanned using functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI).

The heat simulator was used to produce pain and fMRI was used to map brain activity.



The brain can powerfully shape pain
Researcher Dr Robert Coghill

Before subjects underwent brain imaging, they learned to expect mild, moderate, or severe painful heat stimuli following different signals. None of the stimuli were hot enough to cause burns or damage the skin.

During brain imaging, a small percentage of the severe stimuli were incorrectly signalled as moderate stimuli to create expectations of decreased pain.

All 10 volunteers reported less pain when they expected lower levels of pain.

These expectations reduced reports of pain by more than 28% - similar to an analgesic dose of the potent painkiller morphine.

At the same time, activity in areas of the brain important to both sensory and emotional processing of pain decreased. These areas included the primary somatosensory cortex, the insular cortex and the anterior cingulate cortex.

More than just pills

Dr Coghill explained: "Pain is not solely the result of signals coming from an injured body region.

"Pain needs to be treated with more than just pills. The brain can powerfully shape pain, and we need to exploit its power."

He said the findings underscored the potential of cognitive therapy for the treatment of pain.



This study goes some way to explaining the positive impact of these psychological techniques in chronic pain states
Dr Beverly Collette, president of the British Pain Society

Dr Ed Keogh, a psychologist and pain researcher from the University of Bath, said: "For some time now we have known that psychological factors such as expectations play a role in the perception and experience of pain.

"This work is intriguing as it aims to identify specific brain regions linked to both the pain experience and expectations associated with pain.

"By empirically demonstrating such links, such research adds weight to the notion that how we think can effect what we feel. This is turn may have important implications for the way in which we prepare people for potentially painful events such as going to the dentist, childbirth or an operation."

Dr Beverly Collette, president of the British Pain Society, said: "Most people who work in pain clinics use cognitive therapy to help people manage their pain better.

"This study goes some way to explaining the positive impact of these psychological techniques in chronic pain states."

WO'MAN

WOMAN has MAN in it .

SHE has HE in it.

Mrs. has Mr. in it.

LADY has LAD in it.

MISTERESS has MISTER in it.

MADAM has ADAM in it.

HOSTESS has HOST in it.

FEMALE has MALE in it

and so on the list is never ending

SO NO need to be proud ....Girls
YOU are always incomplete without
Boys....ha ha ha

Just for fun. . . . . .
You have a nice day !

Quote of the day

"For a successful technology, reality must take precedence
over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled."
--Richard Feynman

Thursday, September 08, 2005

girl-friend

One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heared from her mother
that if she will do
a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Devi" will
come to her dreams &
give her 3 boons(Varadaan). So she decided to do it.
She completed 4
yrs successfully, doing prayer regularly.

Now it was a day for "Devi" to come. So she slept
earlier with
thoughts in her mind to ask. And, really a "Devi"
comes in her dreams.
Now this is the dialogue between them.

Devi: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last
4 yrs, so I am
very very happy with you. I will complete any of
your 3 wishes. You
can ask anything you like, but there is one
condition.

Girl: Condition!, what is that?

Devi: You have a boy-friend?

Girl: Yes.

Devi: When you were doing a prayer, he was waiting
for you, so he also
sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didnt know
anything about boon
and all, so he is also eligible for the boons. So
whatever you will
ask, he will get 10 times more than that of you. If
you are agreed,
then proceed for the 1st boon.

Girl: (After thinking for some time ... ): Yes, I am
ready.

Girl: 1st, Make me 10 times richer than the richest
person in the world.

Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer
than you.

Girl: It's OK.

Devi: Be as you wish!

Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the
most beautiful
girl inthe world.

Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome
than the most
handsome boy in the world.

Girl: It's OK.

Devi: Be as you wish.

Devi: Now the last boon remains.

Girl: O Devi, please give me a MILD HEART-ATTACK.

Devi: What? Are you sure!

Girl: Yes. Very sure!

Devi: Be as you wish.

Think friends,

what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe
heart-attack & died
at once, while the girl remained alive. Thus, the
girl became the
world's most beautiful girl and the richest one,
too.

Moral of the story: So intelligent the girls are!
Girls are really
more intelligent than we believe about them to be.
So be careful boys!

Now, girls please stop reading ... boys continue
till the end of the
mail .....

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Dear boys, dont worry, actually what done is
something different than
what you all think! Actually, the girl's boy-friend
got a
heart-attack, 10 TIMES MILDER than that of the girl.
So the boy-friend
lived longer than the girl, being world's richest
and the most
handsome boy.

Moral of the story: Dear boys, the girls are not
really that much
intelligent than what we believe them to be. So dont
worry if you
think that you have girl-friend, intelligent than
you.

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

map my india

http://www.mapmyindia.com/index.php

i went searching hyderabad and inside. Its good tool.

Love Game

Different between ABCDEFG & GFEDCBA Love Game


A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl


Girl Forgot Everything Done Calls Boy Another.

Monday, September 05, 2005

interesting comparison

couldn't' stop making this comparison..

inches of rain in new orleans due to hurricane katrina... 18
inches of rain in mumbai (July 27th).... 37.1

population of new orleans... 484,674
population of mumbai.... 12,622,500

deaths in new orleans within 48 hours of katrina...100
deaths in mumbai within 48hours of rain.. 37.

number of people to be evacuated in new orleans... entire city..wohh
number of people evacuated in mumbai...10,000

Cases of shooting and violence in new orleans...Countless
Cases of shooting and violence in mumbai.. NONE

Time taken for US army to reach new orleans... 48hours
Time taken for Indian army and navy to reach mumbai...12hours

status 48hours later...new orleans is still waiting for relief, army and electricty
status 48hours later..mumbai is back on its feet and is business is as usual

USA...world's most developed nation
India...JUST A DEVELOPING NATION..

oopss...did i get the last fact wrong??? Or am I just being proud of being an INDIAN?

courtesy: Suresh Gade (through email)

Friday, September 02, 2005

A small truth to make our Life

A small truth to make our Life 100% successful..........
If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is equal to 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

L+O+V+E=12+15+22+5=54%

L+U+C+K = 12+21+3+11 = 47%

(None of them makes 100%)
...............................
Then what makes 100%
Is it Money? ..... No!!!!!
Leadership? ...... NO!!!!

Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE".
It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful..

A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

email forward effects

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2004 & 2005.

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.


* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.

* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.(Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)


* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

* I was still waiting for the cash cheque stamped "Paid in Full" from Bill Gates as a part of Microsoft's and AOL's marketing strategy. I know they wud've been tracked me by now, from the emails I forwarded.

* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji, some Saints pics etc.. now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else). some got kids too..

* The most important thing, I too started forwarding mails. (eg:This one)


Its just a forward from Suresh Gade