P and I were sitting in the airport lounge...hurriedly finishing our breakfast when he came up with these gems on flight announcements...
- - If the announcement is made by a man with a gruff vague voice, then it's got to be Indian Airlines
- If the announcement is made by a girl in an extra sweet voice, then it's Sahara Airlines, and the flight is late
- If it is made by a girl who sounds like she has just learnt English, then it's Deccan Airways
- If the announcement is made by a girl in a fake american accent and she speaks like she's doing you a favour....then it's definitely Jet Airways.