Have you experienced any of these?

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

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Anthony's Law of the Workshop

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
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Kovac's Conundrum:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

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Cannon's Karmic Law:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

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O'brien's Variation Law

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

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Bell's Theorem

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

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Ruby's Principle Of Close Encounters

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

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Willoughby's Law

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

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Zadra's Law Of Biomechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

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Breda's Rule:

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

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Owen's Law:

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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