Monday, August 29, 2005

sardarji is back

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and
dies. Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friends last words. It is
"you're standing on the oxygen tube!!"

A sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form, he had
gone to DELHI for filling up. U know why? Form says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a women
gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her!

Sardar: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why others are running?

Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again had twins & named Peter
& Repeater. Again twins & named Max & Climax.Again the same.
Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!

A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function.

Suddenly all relatives beat him. Why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".

Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar: "I've been promoted
as branch manager."

Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.........WHY? Because
his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure also
what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote
: Yes!

One sardarji Professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100thfloor. At
50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25th floor: I'm
unmarried!
At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa

On a romantic date Sardar's girl friend asks him "Darling on our
engangement will you give me a ring? He said "Ya, sure what's your phone
number?

A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
>A bystander: why are u laughing?
>Sardar: I have an Aitel phone but still Hutch network is following me.
>
>Sardar wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 crore
after
>deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs
>back.!
>
>A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
>match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN,
>NO MATCH!"
>
>Postman:- I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
>Sardar:- why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....
>
>What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
>He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
>
>Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says: Drink quickly.
>Wife asks: why?? Sardar says: hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10.
>
>Sardar's wish: when i die, i wanna to die like my grandpa who died
>peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car
>he was driving....
>
>Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what
you
>call modern art ?
>Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
>
>Sardar was writing something very slowly.
>Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
>Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
>
>Flash news: A two seater plane crashed in a Graveyard in Punjab. Local
>sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
>
>A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in
the
>morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
>
>A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always
>started reading from the middle. A friend of his asked why he did so?
"It'z
>doubly interesting", said the
>Sardar. "to start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its
>conclusion but also about its beginning.
>
>Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His
wife
>asked: what you are doing? He said: i'm seeing how i look while sleeping.

courtesy : Suresh Gade