Monday, October 24, 2005

messenger status quotes

If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest

A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will be there with u saying, Damn that was fun!

Trying is the first step towards failure

If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you

If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance

The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common

I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me

Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

I'm the girl your parents warned you about

I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet

I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not

I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me

One night the moon said to me, if love makes you cry why dont you leave your lover. I looked back at moon and said would u ever leave your sky

I'm in a good mood don't ruin it by chatting (BRB)

The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?

:S When I first talked to you, I was afraid to hold u, when I held u, I was afraid to love u, now that I love you I am afraid to lose you! :S

(L) Love is like quicksand… the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out!(L)

Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away

Diamond was just a coal that did well under perssure

My calculations are U+ME=US!

(B) Don’t drink and drive you could spill your drink! (B)

The rich get richer and the poor get children

I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven

Take my advice...I don't need it anyways

Fat people are harder to kidnap



I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me

You're unique, just like everyone else....

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods

Don't be impressed by anyone make yourself that people should be impressed by you!

Im like a parking ticket, I have 'FINE' written all over me!

Diamonds are a girls best friend

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once

He's lookin so fine, he's gonna be mine

Those who know do not say, those who say do not know

The higher you are, the farther you fall

A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else

There are more fish in the sea but watch out for tha sharks

I didn't ask to be a princess... I asked to be a queen...

If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you

I want to be a millionaire!

If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...

The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU



My mother told me not to talk to stranger, I odn't talk to myself anymore!

Every step you take, Every move you make, I'll be missin' you!

Can I go thru your closet...I need a halloween costume!

I only play soccer on days that end in y!

Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart

Dont steal, the government hates competition

It's Not The Size Of The Boat its the motion of the ocean

I'm SOOOO hot that when I go Outside The Snow Melts

When I Walk In The Room All The gUys Look In My Direction... BUt Can I Blame Them I'm Pure Prefection

Sweet By Light..........Naughty By Night

There used to be men on dis earth ... what happened?

Why is it i must climb thousands of moutains to get to u and all u gotta do is smile

Love must be a game that I always loose

Moving on is simple... its what u leave behind thats so hard

It takes a few second to say hello, but forever to say goodbye

If u cant deal wid it .. dont pretend

Dont walk in front of me ... i may not follow. dont walk behind me i may not lead, just walk beside me and be my buddy