If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest
A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will be there with u saying, Damn that was fun!
Trying is the first step towards failure
If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you
If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common
I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
I'm the girl your parents warned you about
I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
One night the moon said to me, if love makes you cry why dont you leave your lover. I looked back at moon and said would u ever leave your sky
I'm in a good mood don't ruin it by chatting (BRB)
The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
:S When I first talked to you, I was afraid to hold u, when I held u, I was afraid to love u, now that I love you I am afraid to lose you! :S
(L) Love is like quicksand… the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out!(L)
Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away
Diamond was just a coal that did well under perssure
My calculations are U+ME=US!
(B) Don’t drink and drive you could spill your drink! (B)
The rich get richer and the poor get children
I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
Take my advice...I don't need it anyways
Fat people are harder to kidnap
I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
You're unique, just like everyone else....
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods
Don't be impressed by anyone make yourself that people should be impressed by you!
Im like a parking ticket, I have 'FINE' written all over me!
Diamonds are a girls best friend
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
He's lookin so fine, he's gonna be mine
Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
The higher you are, the farther you fall
A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else
There are more fish in the sea but watch out for tha sharks
I didn't ask to be a princess... I asked to be a queen...
If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
I want to be a millionaire!
If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU
My mother told me not to talk to stranger, I odn't talk to myself anymore!
Every step you take, Every move you make, I'll be missin' you!
Can I go thru your closet...I need a halloween costume!
I only play soccer on days that end in y!
Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart
Dont steal, the government hates competition
It's Not The Size Of The Boat its the motion of the ocean
I'm SOOOO hot that when I go Outside The Snow Melts
When I Walk In The Room All The gUys Look In My Direction... BUt Can I Blame Them I'm Pure Prefection
Sweet By Light..........Naughty By Night
There used to be men on dis earth ... what happened?
Why is it i must climb thousands of moutains to get to u and all u gotta do is smile
Love must be a game that I always loose
Moving on is simple... its what u leave behind thats so hard
It takes a few second to say hello, but forever to say goodbye
If u cant deal wid it .. dont pretend
Dont walk in front of me ... i may not follow. dont walk behind me i may not lead, just walk beside me and be my buddy