A four year old little boy, while waiting with his mother in the
doctor's office, walked over to a pregnant lady and staring
inquisitively asked, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big wide eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good
baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked, "Then why
did you eat him?"
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Misunderstood
A political hopeful visiting a local elementary school recently
for a photo-op declared, "When it comes to kids, I am
accountable!"
Children ran screaming in all directions.
They thought he said, ". . . .A CANNIBAL!".
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