Saturday, October 01, 2005

Having A Baby

A four year old little boy, while waiting with his mother in the
doctor's office, walked over to a pregnant lady and staring
inquisitively asked, "Why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "I'm having a baby."

With big wide eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

She said, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good
baby?"

She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked, "Then why
did you eat him?"

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Misunderstood


A political hopeful visiting a local elementary school recently
for a photo-op declared, "When it comes to kids, I am
accountable!"

Children ran screaming in all directions.

They thought he said, ". . . .A CANNIBAL!".